Sinister: Go On, Grunt!

[Peter Miller]

Dear belle and sebastian Die Hard fans,

Have I eaten one Smartie too many or did Archel say she'd had an
overflowing dogs' toilet lapping at her  door? Have I eaten two
Smarties too many or did Isobel Campbell say some "men" had shouted
encouragement and thrown sweets at Leeds? You all kept that very
quiet. What kind of encouragement? I once saw the Mint Juleps, and
some men shouted encouragement at them too. "Show us what you've got!"
were the precise words. "I haven't got anything" came back the reply.
A mysterious exchange.

I've been showered with job offers since I made it clear I was going
to grass on you all for abusing work facilities, but I'd like a few
more before I decide which one to choose, so come on, don't be shy! A
nice fat salary would be nice, because I want to buy a house next to
Isobel's, so I can shout encouragement to her whenever I see the
bathroom light go on. And I want to throw sweets onto the drive, so
that the huge burglar floodlight turns on. Isobel will think it's a
camera flash and automatically pull that little girl lost face that we
all know and love, even though she's tucking in to her bangers and
smash. A morsel of mashed potato substitute will dribble out of the
corner of her darling mouth and all her robots will fall about
laughing metallically. One of them will topple over.

I watched a film last night, "Twister" it was called. What a fucking
swizz.

Sister Disco
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