Sinister: Ha..hmm

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Happy holidays 'n' all that.

Christmas was good. I got a video of Warriors, which has Ioan Gruffudd in it, 
who I am going to marry. I also got a scanner which won't bluddy work. BUt I 
got to wear a ballgown.

My gran got very drunk, and ended up comatose in the hall with her skirt 
round her head. FUN! I had to pick her up. EVEN FUNNER! Her teeth fell out on 
me. GOD HOW MUCH FUN CAN I TAKE?!?!

In case you didn't notice, there was a slight hint of sarcasm there. 

I was at a sleepover the other night (yeh yeh, again). This time I woke up 
with "sex", "sucky", "blow job" and various other obscenities written on me 
in purple glittery lipstick, which wouldn't come off, without the aid of a 
bluddy nailbrush. Ouch.

Has anyone noticed that bloody looks so much nicer spelt bluddy?

All these kids (well, about three really) came round from my friend's 
neighbours, and I played them "May God protect your home" by hefner, which 
was a very evil thing to do, because it's a bit rude. I hope they don't go 
and sing it to their parents. One of them liked it.

I got a Smiths CD yesterday with my christmas money. It's dead good. and it 
has 24 tracks on it, which is a world record for big CD's as far as I'm 
concerned. Not that I am.

BBC 2's doing a Gregory Peck season. Gregory Peck is sex on legs. I wonder if 
they'll show  Hornblower. Why do I always fancy guys who've been in 
Hornblower? Gregory Peck's nice though. 

I was meant to be going to see the Amphetameanies with Jason, on Hogmanay,  
but it's 18+ so instead I'm going to my friend's house to have babycham 
drinking contests, and hopefully get to see her do drunken silly things. This 
time, I'll have a camera. :::evil laugh:::

Christmas is a good time to be immature. I'm knitting a quilt.

I was reading a story about cannibalism in the Sinister midight library, and 
it's really really good, and I was thinking about it all day today, but I've 
forgot who wrote it. Anyway props to them cos it's good.

Wouldn't it be great of Belle and Sebastian did a hogmany gig? Though knowing 
my luck it would be 18+.

I'd better go now because this post is long and crap and not very B&S-y.

Lots of festive love and hugs

Jen







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