Sinister: sensitive smut for the masses

[Emanuel Brown]

hey-lo

my, my  aren't we all so sensitive these days! we should all give ourselves a big pat on the ass. hurrah for our team! 

where are the stans of yore (sensitive and sleazy) who left much laughter and indignation in their wake? not being one to pay too close attention, i didn't notice if they happened to be from the same address. a little well placed schizophrenia can brighten up any dreary old music list, i think, tho' there may be those who'd disagree.

of course no woman in her right mind would want a "sensitive stan" and the reasons already stated are perfectly sound. as one friend told me after a disastrous relationship with one such sensitivian, "...in the back of my mind, i wondered whether or not he wasn't just gay-in-the-closet or at least some kind of momma's boy." that may not be sound logic, but at least its honest. it sure is nice to hold hands and cuddle but what happens when you need a little more than that? what will sensitive stan do then? curl up in the fetal position and cry, i'll bet, and i'll cry with him. 'cause its a shame that its easier to accept repressive gender roles instead of trying to find connections that will fulfill our little lives. 
so, ladies of the list: what kind of man do you want?

real b&s content: finally, fleshed out my b&s vinyl collection. all i need is tigermilk and my nefarious plan will be complete! (180 gram vinyl rocks)
thanks to a few friends and i, belle & sebastian are a frequent request at my local brooklyn lounge with "stars of track & field" and "sleep the clock around" being two faves. 

is sebastian still with us? if so thanks pal, "american water" is soooo amazing.

hey arantxa, i'm amazed that you would have us believe that you've buried your little artifact away, feigning shock at its gaudiness, when we all know you're tucked away at night secretly scanning its dusty pages for smutty revelations. or maybe you're just upset that you can't read it properly without your glasses. 

ttfn
emanuel
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