Sinister: poorly conceived competition time

[Joss Moorkens]

God, I'm bored. How I long for those happy hours spent at Prestwick airport.
*sigh* So anyway, I thought I'd amuse myself by setting a wee competition,
if I may be so bold. The prizes, firstly, are:
1.	A promo CD of the Tindersticks/Isabella Rosselini song.
2.	A small furry leprechaun fridge magnet which plays 'If you're Irish,
come into the parlour' - a great favourite of my granny's after a whiskey or
two - when you press his belly.

Good or what, eh? These fine prizes shall be winging their way to the lady
or gentleman who can provide me with the finest limerick. However, these
limericks must contain as many as possible of the following Irish based
terms:
Bollix (rubbish or men's bits)
Gooter (men's bits)
Scobie (ruffian)
Gee (ladies' bits)
Shift (snog)
Arse (bottom)
Oxter (armpit)
Now, I realise that these are all rude, but hey, there's been a general lack
of list smut recently. My workmates and I shall diligently pick out the
finest limerick and the prizes and list glory shall be yours. Please send
yer rhymes to Jmoorkens at esat.ie <mailto:Jmoorkens at esat.ie> 
Cheery-bye.
Joss
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