Sinister: i'm stuart murdoch's third cousin,i think he owes me some money

[Genevieve Wesley]

hi list,

report cards are giving out tomorrow,and i'm not looking forward to 
that,and of course,the internet is always the number one suspect in my 
slippage of grades. Tami,how come you did so well? why didn't i?i 
deserve good marks.i think it's more of a memory thing than stupidity,i 
have no memory,and when i take juice out of the fridge,i put it back in 
the cupboard,thinking it's the fridge,things like that.

i'm sick of not having money,i think i'm going to sell out. watch 
out,britney spears.. speaking of her...why did people get so upset over 
that prodigy 'smack my bitch up' thing,i think her 'HIT me baby one more 
time' would be more offensive..someone told me she's actually singing 
about sex,but still,it's the principal of the matter you know.

i have a hello kitty wallet,but i wasn't trying to be cool,i've had it 
since 3rd grade...my friend has a wallet made entirely out of duct tape! 
how amazing is that! no glue or stiches,all duct tape!

i saw both and hurlyburly and she's all that...i at least thought 
hurlyburly would be better,kevin spacey was fantastic,but sean penn just 
needed a frickin slap.it's a little numbing to hear that 'and the 1999 
prom king is' i mean...that's my class! we're going to be 99! it feels 
weird,like it seems i've always watched from a distance..or watching an 
80's movie,but now it's happening...you know,everyone talks about how 
tacky and trashy the 80's were..the 90's look just as stupid. My god...i 
mean i know a few kids who have cell phones,mostly just to be wannabe 
drug dealers..but sweet jesus! these movies!or is this just a 
california/l.a. thing?and who actually WEARS clothes like them? and i 
find the speech and constant 'what-ev' insulting.This is how my 
generation is going to be remembered by? Do YOU or YOUR friends say 
'what-ev'? if i ever did,it was only in an ironic fashion! they looked 
like losers in that funk-soul brother dance sequence.

i'm quite excited about this phone-up line over belle and sebastian! 
i've only ever called england twice,actually an english operator called 
me once and i thought it was a prank phone call,he got a little 
upset.hey is there any belle and sebastian phone numbers you can call up 
and hear stuart murdoch say sexy words,like lillihammer? you know,like 
the corey hart hotline! i shall call right now! '141'?? my! what little 
secrets the sinister souls hold! you mean,at any time,i can dial 141 and 
noone will know it's me?

>A belle and sebastian porn video!?! Is this really true, or some 
twisted
>tidbit schemed up by someone trying to tease listees into buying 
something
>unmentionable?

yes sam jacob,it's true. but it's not really a 'belle and sebastian' 
collaboration,sarah and isobel aren't involved. I swear it. I wouldn't 
lie. It's not really a 'porn' either. It's an adult art film,it's Art.

help,i need some names for characters in my film noir project,so 
far,i've come up with.

private investigator: Decective Murdoch
bad guy,who's cheating on his wife with femme fatale: Tony Pacino or 
Bugsy 
wife: Linda Pacino
femme fatale: Kitty or Honey or Tatiana

"Strapless bras are the abomination of society.Who could create such 
evil? I feel like I'm going to fall out of my dress,but at least I still 
look hot!" ------------------ Stuart Murdoch

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