Sinister: silly competition

[Joss Moorkens]

Hi all.
Sorry about the silliness of my competition. I was very bored. I really need
a new job. Anyway, the winner - as chosen by my co-workers - was Dave
Jygsaw. Mainly because one of them objected to the use of the word 'onyx'.
Here is his handiwork to enjoy. 

There was a nude man on a scooter
He rode around waving his gooter
I spied him; said "Gee
that's something to see
I'll doubt that there's anything ruder"

:-) Joss
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