Sinister: BRITS! TITS! LIPS! POWER!

[susannah]

Kids.
Yes me again, with my Spring/Summer 1999 post.
Do you know what was stopping me? I moved house in December and have been
convinced for two months that my modem was Kaput caused by being dropped from a
great height during the move and finally I decided to get it fixed today so I
could join in on all the BRITS! lark.
 So I disconnected all the leads, only  to find I'd stuck the modem lead in the
wrong bloody hole! Puchuuh!
I really have gone round the twist, dip dap dop, loobie-doodah.
Lots has happened. I have bought a flat in Stoke Newington and have all the
responsibilities of a Home-Owner now, with mortgages and surveys and solicitors.
Its all been a bit of a headache, the only joy being I fancy my estate agent,
yeah! I do! he has a requisite double chin and everything. I move in the end of
March so will have a little party, only it will be a small one, as its only
small, in fact theres not enough room to swing a cat, so only little people
please, Tag, Katrina, uhhh thats it. I'll sit on the doorstep.

Yeah, so the BRITS! WOOOh! The Big Breakfast this morning was hilarious, with
'laughing' Richard and 'nodding' Mick doing a little lap of honour round Johnnie
Vaughan and Kelly. Then later they joined in with the new game 'Punaround' which
involved a plot very similar to 'runaround' , only Mick couldn't decide which
way to run so just followed Richard, laughing all the while, BRIT! in hand!

I had acupuncture this afternoon, it was a bit dicky.

Camber Sands! Whats all that about? I hope theres going to be lots of
chalet-hopping. We can all go down the 'front' at night to the amusement arcades
and get beaten up by the locals.
Lets all conspire to chuck Stuart in the sea for a 'laugh' and see if he can
swim. We can put seaweed in each others beds and jellyfish in their pants. It'll
be like a geography field trip. Ace.

If you play your cards right I'll post again before summer's out.

Love 
Susannah
0171 923 9880.

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