Sinister: ...and the world's your oyster

[oon]

well, my dear mother once ran an underground
lottery, i couldn't possibly let down my family
reputation, could i?
now that the aptly named Stay Pressed Trousers
has _bravely_ revealed my gloriously triumphant
plot, i no longer bother adopting that coy persona
bollock no more.  still, what he failed to dig up was
that all the lavish meals, gifts, etc. was just a
hushing pad in the back after i slapped their heads
by threating to stuff a handful of genuinely red hot
Thai chilli in their every orifice.  that went really
smootly i have to tell you, not a single hesitation.
don't borrow my method though.  when not carried
out in good hand it might get really ugly.

and here's an exclusive invitaton to you all happy
campers out there.  my cozy little 747 jet, nicknamed
"Casino Royale", will be requesting the pleasure of
your company and your pocket money right next
to Rock Miller's Rocking Chalet.  so come and have
a go if you think you're hard enough.

roll the dice,
mama oon

hey linda we didn't see your yesterday post, did we?  make
it up by double posts for the rest of the fortnight then!

poetryplace2 wrote:

> Ahoy there, shipmates
>
> ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK

(snip snip)

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