Sinister: llamas on stun

[Alix Campbell]

to begin...

finn: new years was not a right laugh...i am living in fear of what may have
occured during those hours. though, admittedly it is amusing in a
withnailian fashion, i suppose. but still dead scary. i expect i will laugh
later. like a few years later.
i like melys though, they are lovely live, but sadly not so lovely unlive.

i've just been to see that new star trek film. it's superbee. there's
'splosions, llamas, beverly crusher, gilbert and sullivan renditions, funny
bits AND captain picard in a dress. no, i made that last one up, but's it's
a lovely image, no?

do you know what happens after a boy scout jumble sale? the scouts all dress
up in the unsold women's clothing, over their uniforms. it's a joy to watch.
young boys in blouses, fake fur, miniskirts and heels.

i saw a fox today, running down my street. it was quite little, i wasn't
able to befriend it, mind you, and i didn't want to. you see, i have to
admit this - i don't like foxes. my family keeps chickens, and once when i
was very little, a fox came one night and killed all our chooks. i wept all
morning at school, and i still have nightmares about foxes killing the hens
and me not being able to save them. so, for me, foxes are out. sorry.

james joyce is funny, if you look think enough about it. funny peculiar,
more often than not. but funny ha ha also. especially when describing facial
hair. but facial hair always makes me laugh anyway. it's subtle humour mixed
with severely boring bits.

whereas this is just severely boring bits

aurevoirmateslove
alix


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"No, Patrick," Luis says. "They were . . . broiled"
It's silent in the boardroom as I contemplate this, thinking it through
before asking, finally,
"What's 'broiled,' Luis?"
"I'm not sure," he says. "I think it involves . . . a pan"




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