Sinister: faster than a speeding mullet

[Mark Casarotto]

The list seems ever so quiet, so for you all, a question.

I've been flicking through publishing catalogues, and I've noticed that many
publishing houses produce a genre known as belles-lettres. And it occurred
to me that I don't know what it means. Go on then, enlighten me, why
dontcha?

Apart from that, I thought that the partly welcome, partly saddening
sparseness of the list could be alleviated just a touch by a witty, funny
and profound letter. So I asked Rory to write one. Well, I didn't, actually,
but he does write such gorgeous words - exactly the kind of thing a rather
subdued and wistful Sinister list needs at the mo.

It also occurred to me that I finally got to go to Glasgow, and didn't go on
and on abut it here like I have done with to all my friends! I had a
wonderful time, largely to do with the loveliness of my laydee and her
chums, some of whom actively dislike Belle and Sebastian but it doesn't
matter cos they're great., and also because of the fantastic things I saw
and did in the European City of Architecture and Design (or something?)
1999, as well as some of its finest inhabitants (albeit part-time in certain
cases). Several tipsy hours were spent with the ever affable and winsome
Keith, his lovely girlfriend Ros (sp?), the radiant Julia and the evidently
criminally insane Chris, not to mention Calumn "the gyroscope" Shearer,
whose rejected fried rice gave me the strength to, erm, almost fall asleep
on new year's eve. 

I also got to see a pinch of the renowned Scottish scenery, visiting Loch
Ard in the freezing rain and spending most of it either in the safety of the
car or on my arse, teetering over the edge of a jetty, after foolishly
trying to run on the slipperiest surface known to man, namely a wooden pier
in the rain in winter. In Scotland. Oops. Nasty bruise, too. But yes, it is
even more beautiful than it looks - must be fantastic when the sun
shines...I also managed to have the squits for most of my holiday, which
lent things an extra sense of urgency, but you have to take the rough with
the smooth, if you'll pardon the expression...

I have piles of resolutions that I haven't even broken yet, but I won't bore
you with the obvious. Though if anyone knows any decent and cheap badminton
courts in south London, feel free to let me know...

I would like to point out that I did not resolve for 1999 to write to the
sinister list about myself in an extremely dull fashion. It just happens.

Big love to my homie Kristen,
kisses and curdles,
Mark xxx
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