Sinister: You can kees my wife

[Mark Casarotto]

As everyone's been going on about how nice the list is at the moment, I 
thought I'd apologise for my frankly undeserved outburst against Linda 
McCartney - she's just as worthwhile as any other wife and mother 
and human bean of any age, creed etc. dying before their time. But no 
more.

I also was obviously not on song that day, as it was I who called Keith 
"winsome". Well I think he is! Surely it's a good thing? I'm glad he's 
back, anyway, and I hope I'll be able to bother him again next time I'm 
in Scotland.

Arantxa, you sweetie, you! I'm blushing with undeserved praise...

So I spent part of this afternoon helping my chickadee put up her new 
shelves. She clevely managed to hold the spanner wrong or something, thus 
resulting in me saying "no, like this" and beavering away for the next 
few minutes while she sat there with a shadow of a cunning smile on her 
lips...

This all came after my first ever trip to IKEA. What a scary place! Not 
as scary as going to B&Q, though. I found myself lusting after wrench 
sets and door handles, despite not a jot of interest in DIY, and bought 
myself some de-icer. God, impulse buying, how can you resist...

I'm going to try and buy a house this year. This spring, if I sort myself 
out quickly enough. If any listee estate agents have any advice, feel 
free to let me know...if I do manage to get a place, then I'd have a job, 
a house, a girlfriend (if she'll still have me), and pretty much 
everything I could want. Am I right to find this a bit nerve-wracking? 

I must admit to being a bit bored by "Crumbling the Antiseptic beauty", 
which I was listening to this morning. Bits of it are...nice, but that 
was about all. Is it a grower, like, say, If You're Feeling Sinister? 
Hope so, as it's not every day that bands are so highly praised on the 
list. Actually, when I'd been subbed only about 2 weeks, someone said how 
great Hefner are, and they then went ad released the second best album of 
last year. Stars. Which is why anyone within 200 miles of the Poetry caff 
should go and see them (is it this Friday?) at the next social. And 
that's an order.

Well, I've just found a remnant of my diet-breaking Crunchie, so I shall 
nibble on it while relaxing in front of an association football match on 
the box.

Has everybody heard about the bird?
love and snowflakes (I wish),
Pizza Boy xxx

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