Sinister: i said i learned from my sunburn

[kellym at xxx.com>]

i turned twenty today. yeehaw. or something like that. so what should i do?
write a story that i'll never be young again? set my hair on fire? get a
house, car and wife?  i don't know. no more teenage rebellion for me.  i'm
half of forty. somebody kill me. i think i'm going bald. i really really do.
all these cigarettes, alcohol, this body's through.  blah. blah. blah. 
maybe i should become coherent for my birthday, wouldn't that be nice. 
alright, i'm done complaining so i'm gonna lock myself in the bathroom with
a diet coke, a pack of cigarettes and some birthday cake. fuck yeah.

-kelly ryan mcguire
  kellym at raygun.com

  "such a peaceful time with the door shut thanks but no thanks i might see
it i dont know see it i dont know they dont want me   
    around at your place or out with you at a band understanding the moment
i think i understand"
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