Sinister: dear aunty gerty, thank you for the shitty christmas present

[Alix Campbell]

hello my budding porn stars

underwear - mine's purple today. but not matching purple. actually, it's
more plum and lilac respectively. though, if you've seen the
photo of moi on't website, you'll know that knowledge of my underwear isn't
a very wholesome thought.

oh, will someone please remind me what a 'curate's egg' is. i've been told
at least twice, and still can't remember. i know why i can't remember, it's
because the person telling me looked like a guinea pig. lovely lovely mr.
dodd's, the rodent-like head of english.....straight out of james joyce, he
was.

remember: coca cola is NOT an effective substitute for mouthwash.

lahve
alix


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"No, Patrick," Luis says. "They were . . . broiled"
It's silent in the boardroom as I contemplate this, thinking it through
before asking, finally,
"What's 'broiled,' Luis?"
"I'm not sure," he says. "I think it involves . . . a pan"






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