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[J. MURTAGH]

hello there.
Just wondered,
 there are probably loads of us out there who actually don't 
write in to this list and well just read the posts. So I thought 
it would be nice if all you lot, who're reading this with a nice cup 
of tea, send something. One suggestion I'll make is that you all tell 
us what you do for a living or somthing, that's always rather 
interesting, especially juxtaposing it with you humming Belle and 
Sebastian at your place of work like say at operator services at 
BT or in Iraq. Be funny if those tyrant loving Iraqi 
conscript soldiers caught you  and they started humming 'If You're 
Feeling Sinister'.

 Underwear scare stories

I have these boxers. Nothing particularly exciting about that you may 
snear, but they're not any old boxers. No, no they are a hybrid or 
perhaps a mutation of the boxer. You could say they were half box, 
and I hate to say this, half Y front. The outside material is a bit 
flimsy so during my busy day they gradually start to squeeze 
onto my hips which means that the narrow section does in fact climb 
into my arse with very awkward repercussions. One day I was 
having the usual pulling down my pants routine but later that day I 
had to have one of those medical check ups for the army which I 
foolishly thought of serving in, dropping my cordouroys the medical 
clerk was shocked to see that my frillys were half way up my stomach 
like Mr Bean and that my arse cheeks were indeed bare arsed like a 
bloody Sumo. Sneakily I tried to pull them down but then horror of 
horrors the boxers got stuck in my arse crack. Oh poo.

Anyway not too much to do with Belle and Sebastian except that "I 
know where the boxers go"

Get to work Murphy!
john
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