Sinister: Look at ME, i'm special

[rebelstrange at xxx.Miller]

>>matching
B&S underwear for the sinister shop.  On the front of the guys Y fronts
could
be a nicely drawn picture of a bus, and on the ladies undies, a Bus Garage
could be emblazened on the front.<<
Mandatory bitch session: I thoroughly oppose the concept of my nether
regions being reduced to a parking space for you Boys' big(sic) shiny buses.
there, i said it, i feel better now.

simon says:>>n't the re-release of "Tigermilk" a pain in the arse ??
My copy's gonna plummet in value now. Maybe I should sell while I
can.......nah, never.
Umm.....anyone else think that remark is...well....vaguely EVIL???  tsk tsk,
you money grubbers!! would you sell it anyway?  didnt' think so.  enjoy it.
dont' wrap it in plastic and leave it in an airtight safe, all lonely until
you'r 70 years old and decide to use the money to buy a shiny new walker.
you feebs!  unwrap it, and kiss it all over, and take baths with it, and use
it to keep your arse warm on camping trips, and incorporate it into your
sexual pleasures, only then will you fully appreciate the joy of your copy
of tigermilk.  actually i'm only jealous i can't do that, cos i don't have
one.

Well. i think we nearly all can rejoice, now that the plaintive yet sultry
vocal stylings of one isobel will gracing an entire album.  everyone should
stock up on smelling salts, cos the swoon factor of the earth is  bound to
be doubled, at least.  lads and lasses will be dropping like flies.   and
thanks to the luvverly david kitchen for pointing out to me, cos i needed to
check out the jeepster site again, and that's how i found out!  hooray,
hooray, how excited i was.
OH. i was wondering, would anyone like to ask a question to the All-knowing
apple core, Corey.  corey will answer any question and print them in my new
Tiggerjammies zine issue.  Corey you may remember, used to be a shiny apple,
but now he/she/it is a half of a shriveled apple core, and sees and knows
all wisdom.  humor me here.  just ask, "Dear Corey" for love advice,
predictions, science wizzing, and the removal of minor household stains.
guaranteed to be both totally insane, annd obsessively scary, especially to
stuart murdoch.  Corey is a special for commemorative issue on the DC
adventures of jess and I, it would be empty without a wisdom-dispensing
dehydrated apple core whose skin was polished by Stu.  come to think of it,
most publications suffer from the lack of the same.  Spin, for example, is
going  down the drain even more quickly than i expected.  someone in there
said her album was disappointing.  but they  won't live to explain why......

poor misguided jessica, you can't mess around with stuart m, he isnt' even
composed of flesh, we all know that he is made of pure light, and such as
that.  it wouldnt' be proper.
cheers to lee for her winsome evocation of love woes for the er, reserved
among us.  a pain i know all too well and know some of you out there
understand too.....  and cheers to erica "not Graham" for being just
generally cute in posting.  just cos.
I checked out ginger's photos, and though the day looked gray, i'm still
insanely jealous!

I'm hoping to acquire a 4-track and churn out some more poorly-created lo-fi
musicks of my own.  i'm sure it is what the world needs most, me going on
and on in my boring voice, but i just ache to do it. i got a new guitar
yesterday.  my other one is a strat copy, i've had it for a number of years
and liked it, but it always felt....dull to me.  so heavy and sharp and
unintuitive.  i have always wanted a hollow-body gibson 335 cherry red type,
with the violin sound holes on it and all that. so i found one that is in
that style, in the local shop, for $100, i tried it out, and they fixed the
little tone knob, and i took it home yesterday.  it's rather like a scruffy
little pup that no  one  wants, everyone takes a look at his mangy coat and
bad form and thinks he'll die within the week, but when he looksa t you with
those soulful sad eyes, you wrap him in your coat and you are in love by the
time you get home.  it's lacquer is all cracked from age, and it has so many
scratches and dings and chips in it, and it looked  dusty and dirty, and
there are 2 little holes drilled in odd places on the body, i can't imagine
what they are for.  the metal plate on teh back says made in japan, and the
brand Kimberly is something i can't find mentioned on any music info places.
so a guitar person would  probably tell me it is a piece of crap, but you
just have to hear the sound of it!  so beautiful.  it feels so nice like my
other one never has, like it's joined to my body.  hah. you could make a bad
joke there, but i'll resist.  and its' so  beautiful it has one of those
tailpieces on it i think a tremelo bar is supposed to go there, but it
didn't hav ea bar with it so i'm not sure, but it looks exactly like  i
always wanted, like pj harvey's old days  cept hers had a black pick guard.
hehe.  i just spent forever looking at it from all angles and dusting it off
and examining it, and playing it unplugged, i even named her Margaret
because it was the first name i thought of and it was a necessary cliche to
name my guitar.  my car hasnt' got a name so i thought i should name some
inanimante object of mine.  anyway maybe i should just forget about finding
a pretty girl, and stick to my guitar, it looks like this will be the
closest i'll get to love this year.  *sigh*  I can't wait to play Dirty
Dream on it, it has just the right sound for it.  lala.  that's a fun song
to play, kiddies, nother fun one is Belle and sebastian.  maybe i can
serenade some lovely lassie on it, one starlight night.
oops i went on too long again
lesleyjo



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No bachelor has ever experienced such desolate loneliness as does the
spinster; for the bachelor is a man, and the older spinster but a male-like
woman.
--Dr. Joseph Tanenbaum, _The Riddle of Woman_, 1936


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