Sinister: I wanna go deep, baby

[Robert McTaggart]

Hello Campers,

I feel a little subdued today, partly cos Genevieve's last mail was so
great that I can't possibly follow it.  Partly because I just watched
Liverpool vs The Great Satan with three Liverpool fans.  A harrowing
experience, akin to a morgue.  Sometimes 8th in the second division
seems quite a safe place to be.  Worst of all, Wumpkinny (TM) has the
flu.

It's time, I think, as Hartley Hare used to say...for the great
unveiling.  Keith and Tag's boy band, as requested by Genevieve.  And
so ladies and gentlemen, well not gentlemen actually, just laydeez, we
bring you...."Roolz".  Obviously everyone knows how much cooler bad
spelling is when you're young, however, we decided that the
traditional boy band selling yourself short thing.  I mean, "It only
takes a minute, girl", "I've got a little something for you", it's
hardly showing off your merchandise is it?.  We're going for the
Lothario in Legwarmers chic, more Barry White than Boyzone.  Actually,
Keith is going to do all the strutting upfront.  I'm going to "play"
an accoustic guitar and look windswept.  All this will be news to
Keith.  But I know he's gagging for it as much as anyone.

Love tag xx
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