Sinister: Donkey Roobarb!

[Fluffy Sarah]

Hello you kids, 

how are your feet? I bet they are all nice and in pink or blue or black
slippers. or perhaps winnie the pooh ones? Aaah the magical world of
slippers. Fab eh? I don't have any slippers though which is sad, but I'd
never wear them anyway would it be I had any. Mine are tired out running
round a pub with plates full of minted lamb chops. Argh! Ack! 

Lesely Jo, who looks like telletubby Po wrote:

>only then will you fully appreciate the joy of your copy
>of tigermilk.  actually i'm only jealous i can't do that, cos i don't have
>one.

You....are strange. Not in a good way. I mean it! Tigermilk may be a loverly
life changing album and extremely groovey but, um, shoving it up your jacksie
is A BAD THING!!! It is against natural moral law I'll have you know. God
will punish you for this ....my friend does religious studies! I just learn
the bits that are useful in arguments.
>
>Well. i think we nearly all can rejoice, now that the plaintive yet sultry
>vocal stylings of one isobel will gracing an entire album. 

*gosh* I'd like to think of an Isobel solo album!! Isobel making folk noises
all over some vinyl, wouldn't it be great if she dueted with Leonard Cohen? I
know he's dead but it would be good anyway. Will she lisp "winningly" on it
as well? Crikey guvner wot a larf eh eh? 

Oh yes, get The Bill Wells octet vs Future Pilot AKA (don't forget the AKA
fokes) cos it IS jazz club and what else? features Stevie-Weevey Jackson and
Katrina Mitchell. Its tres bonne! Steve-a-loo (a version of a portaloo
perhaps? I don't know...) plays harmonica and something else! He plays it
very well, the harmonica hendrix if I may be so bold.

I love the fact that the Aphex Twin has a song called Donkey Roobarb! I also
love the fact that Tag and Keiths boy band is called Roolz but you won't
understand why its so funny cos you don't sit on my table in media studies so
there! I'm a student you know! I study things! So does weejay! What a lot of
students there are.

Weejay is also WRONG about Nick Drake cos Bryter Layter is the best album.
But if you specifically want a breakdown album, get Pink Moon. It's very
scary, and it makes me want to play the acoustical guitar. And Gay dad are
CRAP! Fucking hell! And as for 3 colours red, I've been slagging their single
off without even hearing it just on the basis of 60 mile smile - but I heard
it 3 times today, AND OH MY GOD IT IS THE WORST SOUL DESTROYING MUNDANE
(breathe) "perhaps if we add some strings and cross our fingers and wish, oh
but wish we could ingest the putrid corpse called James Dean Bradfields
songwriting then we will have a hit in the Pop Parade" CRAP!!!!!

>No bachelor has ever experienced such desolate loneliness as does the
>spinster; for the bachelor is a man, and the older spinster but a male-like
>woman.

"girl power!" - some assorted spice chicks.

And Lisa? Good luck if you CAN dye your hair blue. I tried, but cos my hair
is so dark it was just a waste of a fiver. Aah well perhaps, perhaps,
perhaps.
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Fluffy Candarel
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