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[Kevan Cooke]

Hello all you gorgeous people,

My, aren't there a lot of you, over 900 in fact.  Just think,
if every single one of us sent in a review of each of our top ten
favourite records then that would make 9,110 record reviews for
everyone to read through.  My, wouldn't that be fun!

And if every one of us read each of those 9,110 record reviews
and it took thirty seconds to read each one then that would be
a total of over 69,160 hours spent reading each others record
reviews. Gosh!  That's nearly eight years!

I'm sure someone will have said this already, but oh my, weren't
the Hefner blokes rather good on friday night.  Just as well
because I only really went to listen to lots of young girls
discussing their underwear, and I'm afraid there was a very
disappointing lack of panties talk.

Now, I must insist that everyone in the UK watches "League of
Gentleman" this week.  It's a rather bizarre comedy programme
on BBC2, and this week my good friend Michael Chick is an extra.
He's only five years old and I'm sure he'd be thrilled to know
that you all went out of your way to try and spot him.

Here is a conversation that I once had with Michael, I'm not
really his uncle, but I won't go into that.

"Uncle Kevan, why do you have long nails?"
"Because I play the guitar"
"Why do you play the guitar, are you going to go on Stars in
 their Eyes?"

My favourite folk/pop related shape is pentangle.

Kevan
The Fat Slug


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