Sinister: promises, promises....

[weejay]

Hi,
     I know I swore to keep off the list while I was writing some 
V.important essays but you know how playing outside always 
looks more fun when you're stuck indoors doing yr homework. So I 
stepped outside and overheard a certain Ms fluff ranting:

> You....are strange. Not in a good way. I mean it! Tigermilk may be a loverly
> life changing album and extremely groovey but, um, shoving it up your jacksie
> is A BAD THING!!! It is against natural moral law I'll have you know. God
> will punish you for this ...

I think this is probably a new category of smut to add to the 
already copious list... why don't we all compile lists of records we'd 
like to have sex with. I'll start with my bobby gentry & glen 
campbell album.

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch;

> Weejay is also WRONG about Nick Drake cos Bryter Layter is the best album.

Hey, hey, hey - Did I say otherwise? Of course Bryter Layter is the 
best album. But the others are nice aswell. 

> And Gay dad are CRAP! Fucking hell!

Hmmn, that's going a little too far. I quite like the sugar rush but I'm 
making sure I don't listen too closely to the lyrics. As for 3 colours 
red, I haven't even heard the single but I suspect I'll hate it too. I 
was explaining the difference between Fierce Panda and nice 
indies like Guided Missile, Vesuvius and (natch) Jeepster to some 
friends and when it comes down to it, FP gave a break to 3CR 
while those labels above spent their time with some incredible, 
important bands.
     Not that I'm a music snob, oh no. And the last days of disco is 
all style and no substance too. I'm not sure about the league of 
gentlemen - V.funny on radio but I'm not sure if it translated to the 
screen very well.
	One question before I go... Has everyone else recieved an 
e-mail from a year in the future by Mr Declan McGurk? Can Declan 
tell us about what happened with the millenium bug and all that? 
And how's the situation in the middle east? Who won the grand 
national? Are B&S megastars?

	You would be amazed at how many people stare at you in 
the street when you put on a little pink badge with 'strumpet' written 
on it,
			james xxxxxxxxxxxxx


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