Sinister: Hotmail SUCKS!

[Rory Mackie]

 'afternoon,

 Just wanted to say 'hello tiger' to all the lovely new (to me) 
sinisterites (sinisterines? pish-heids?) I met at the Halfner gig at wee 
Stevie Trousers front room in Covent Garden, especialy Alix (with an I) 
who is as deadpan in the flesh as she is in her posts, sometimes even 
acheiving 'the full Buster Keaton' which is no mean feat. She also 
accused me of sounding as though i should have a beard, which is the 
secondmost surreal thing anyones accused me of all week after the person 
at work  whoasked me how my jewellery stall in Exmouth market was coming 
along (eh?) Hope you got back to Isling OK Alix. Thanks also to Kevin 
being so friendly and affable when meeting me and somehow restraining 
yourself from smashing a lamp over my head after I'd buggered up the 
tape tree so spectacularly. Apprieciated.
 Hefner themselves were lilting and gorgeous, although my lovely Linda 
did try to chat up the lap-steel player 'cos she dug his crazxy pickin' 
action. Grrrrrr.

 Other things..

 Why is Isobel's solo album named after a feminine hygiene product?

 And why is hotmail so bloody shit? I had a speedier connection when I 
surfed the web with my ZX spectrum, a mirror and some string. GRRRR.

 Lady Penolope. Don't go! We'll miss you dreadfully and who's gonna find 
me somewhere to stay in NYC by making up flattering lies about me next 
time? I think we should all mail Lady P privately to demand her 
remaining here, let's not make the same mistake that Lou Carpenters 
friends in 'Neighbours' did. I think we all know how *that* turned out.

 Grrrrr.

 StayLuckyRoryxxx (Wearing the first of his virtual shiny silk boxers 
from M&S, only 364 to go!)


 Tigermilk out in may? Coooool! Can you make it May 4? 'cos thats my 
birthday!


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