Sinister: I'm a notherner and I've lost my keys

[AL Corby]

Firstly I lost my keys on friday and I've run out of places to look any
suggestions? 

And although I currently reside in loughborough I am from Rochdale.  I tell
people I'm from Manchester though, partly cos Rochdale is so shit, partly
cos Manchester is cool and mostly cos when I say rochdale they say 'where'.
 Then people say you don't sound like your from Manchester so I say 'eh eh
our kid's mad for it' and they believe me.  Although someone asked me if I
was from Manchester last week, but then today someone asked me if i was
from Ireland.  Loughborough uni is full of sporty southerners who think
that Loughborough is up north.  I hate sporty people (this is not strictly
true one of my best friends is an athelete and she's nice) and I hate
purple tracksuits.

So there you go.(This is apparently one of my things)

BYE BYE

Andrea
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