Sinister: you can't ravish a tin of sardines

[Alix Campbell]

hello sinners

am i really that deadpan? i am beginning to get worried. anyway, i'd like to
publicly apologise again to rory for the beard misunderstanding.
it's a relief to know that i was mistaken. i'm glad i made an interesting
inpression....

now, reading that 12 nicens albums of last year list, i felt like i was
reading american psycho, in the bits where patrick goes on about genesis and
whitney houston for a chapter each. i skipped those chapters.

i ended up in a demo about tuition fees last night, by accident. what abject
joy! it was very amusing, and i simply couldn't take it seriously. not when
the student masses were seemingly led by a man with a lisp. and someone was
passing pringles round. i think i shamed one of my friends, who had
inadvertantly joined the socialist worker party, by telling one of the swp
members that i had 'apathy up to my ears'. he told me i was playing into the
hands of the ruling classes. or something. i was too unsober to think of a
good argument.

dear diary, in my fantastic job i have to explain what digestive biscuits
are, to tourists. and why cafetiere isn't pronounced cafeteria. 'can i have
a cafeteria of coffee please?' they say, and i say 'yes, i'll just go and
buy you one, but are you sure it's advisable to invest in the catering
business during your lunchbreak?'

gay dad? bor-inG.

enough already

alix.x
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"No, Patrick," Luis says. "They were . . . broiled"
It's silent in the boardroom as I contemplate this, thinking it through
before asking, finally,
"What's 'broiled,' Luis?"
"I'm not sure," he says. "I think it involves . . . a pan"










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