Sinister: somewhat of a joke

brad whiddon cockbiter at xxx.com
Thu Jan 28 04:27:39 GMT 1999


someone forwarded me this joke. i won't give any names in order to 
protect their social standing.

-brad


>>> Q: How many Belle and Sebastian fans does it take to change a
>>> lightbulb?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> A: Just one -- a young boy with an old mind and middle-aged 
>>> corduroy trousers. He thought about the lightbulb for a while and 
>>> decided that if it were him he wouldn't want to be changed, so he 
>>> didn't. Instead he got on a bus and let it drive him around while 
>>> he thought of song lyrics with no words. Except "boy." And "girl." 
>>> Later, as he sat in a cafe with just a cup of coffee and a 
>>> daydream, he thought about the lightbulb once again. Perhaps
>>> it did want to be changed. If he thought it would answer him, he 
>>> would ask it but it wouldn't. So he didn't. On a whim he asked a 
>>> girl he knew in a cafe what she thought he should do. She looked 
>>> up from writing a poem that would never be finished and told him. 
>>> They went to change the lightbulb together. It felt like a dream 
>>> but he was pretty sure it wasn't...
>>> 

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