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[brad whiddon]

dear diary:

well, it's been three weeks now, and that pus-filled blister is still 
taking up residence on my left testicle. i know i should go to the 
doctor, but i'm afraid he'd gas me and sodomize me while i was "in the 
land of tron".
i'm thinking about writing in to the list about the snorks. i mean, 
c'mon, they were a complete rip-off of the smurfs except they lived 
underwater and they had hoses coming out of their head, and, oh yeah, i 
don't think they had a gay one like the smurfs did. but i don't want to 
clutter up the list with such bile. god, i sure hope someone doesn't 
write in about fraggle rock or something like that. that sort of crap is 
liable to bust my blister.
good night diary.





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