Sinister: FOR THE LADS!

[Fluffy Sarah]

Hello List!

Hehehe! Did David say some time ago he was writing a B&S family tree?
Tough Poo I've beaten you to it! Hooohooo yes.....I think its brilliant,
and covers all *I* want to know about B&S anyway. I don't believe in all
that Stow nonsense. yeah fight! *splutter* 

Much more plausible are Kajagoogoo, Judas Priest, PEANUTS IN MY ICE
CREAM, Struan and the Bright Colours, Men Without Hats, and real ale
wars taking over oooh a whole two pubs! The only think I'm a bit sad
about is the fact that PEANUTS IN MY ICE-CREAM don't really exist. They
were a funk group featuring Funkadelic (durr), Smelly Stuart Dee, Chris
Gee, and Richard Cee. They wrote a song called "Deres nuttin wrong with
mah Rodddddeny". OOh yes my imagination is such a good place to be!

This Rock Family Tree will be appearing in my fanzine as soon as
possible cos I have to hand the bugger in NEXT week - argh. And it will
appear on-line....whenever I can be bothered. Hooray! I've now got most
of my pages done! Who's going to buy it then....um...bugger.

>To quote John McKeown of the yummy fur (bear with me  here) "Chart pop 
>targets are a mile wide and there's no satisfaction  in hitting them" that's to 
>say that while you (and I frankly) find these  people boring they are on OUR 
>side i.e they are making music for  arts sake unlike 75% of the people in the 
>chart 

*cough* Bollocks. BOLLOCKS! Gay Dad making music for ARTS sake! Gomez!
Music for Art!!!! Oh lord. DUKE WHERE ARE YOU TO SHOUT? Please join in,
I know it may get boring but oh my golly oh my golly Gomez are souless
boring people who make music because a few tunes sound alright, might as
well bang em out, people can't want anything BETTER cos it's not getting
in teh charts is it??? Doh!

*ahem* Me and Lesely Jo walking about with "bookstraps"? Is it like a
jockstrap? I don't need one of those. And if it's anything like an Arab
Strap, sorry Lesely...I'll be washing my hair....do you mean kneehigh
socks as well? Never! They're only worn when they are just above the
knee by trendy schoolies in puffa jackets (eurgheurgh chiz). Darn.

I've got a Hello Kitty pencil case! Ha! And I was dead pleased untill
Rach told me it was rip-off Sanrio. What do you expect for I live in a
Hello Kitty wasteland although apparently! They are sellign HK in Mis
Selfridge! Bummer to them though. Cos it will only be in tiny weeny tee
shirts which I can't wear for I'm a lardy biffer. Claires Accesories has
HK nail polish though, and lickly Keroppi hair thingies....nice eh?

Too long! One last comment - FOR THE LADS! Keith I love that saying and
I am trying to use it whenever I can. I'm going out tonight! I shall say
it lots!
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Fluffy Candarel
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