Sinister: "stuart murdoch was wearing nothing but a smile"

[Genevieve Wesley]

it's a new world,list...

you know,maybe it's the music that creates such a warm longing for good 
old times,nostalgia..but i've never seen such a list that was 'I'm 25 
and I'm old!' Lord Almighty! you're just pups!  Sure there's loads of 
kids running around doing loads of things,promising futures (that 
Italian boy with the golden feet) and I wish I'D been a top ballerina or 
a world-cup player but is it really because you love whatever they get 
to be doing at a young age,or is it the glamour and fame etc etc the 
sparkling profession that rises you up above the others,or is it a 
desire more ego thing to be the best because if it's just the latter 
then it wouldn't really make you happy anyways...LIFE IS TOO PRECIOUS 
sweethearts don't cry over what could've been,enjoy life,now,..even the 
simple,un-glittery moments...

"Thankyou, go-getter genevieve!" errr..yes,sorry about that little above 
outburst,don't know what came over me.

Oh Tami..I couldn't help you with Physics..i also had my midterms,and 
FAIL FAIL miserable fail...and math...I REALLY do not think teachers 
should take marks off if you had the  right answer but did normal 
brackets instead of squiggely ones..sigh,french is the only thing savig 
my sorry behind. I mean..futher on girls vs boys..girls..POO..I wish I 
looked like Serge Gainsbourg,then I could seduce all those embittered 
teachers,help them discover themselves and pass..but seriously,i am 
upset,i can do better..i know i can.

you know,when i have children,the main thing i will do is not let them 
watch a lot of tv..i don't CARE if they aren't prodigys,or gold 
medalists. I will certainly never let them have teletubbies,those things 
are tools of evil! poor things,have to be brainwashed so early? if 
anything,i think father ted would teach them more,develop a nice sense 
of humour...and i would also let them watch nature programs,those help 
you learn. 

award shows are really starting to bother me lately! before i used to be 
mesmeriszed by all the pretty clothing,but now,just looking at all these 
"brilliant" actors..i don't know,i'm a mild-mannered person but i think 
i'd just like to grab their prada purses smack em upside the head and 
say something badass like "up it,bitch" (a bit of stuart murdoch OOMPH!) 
i mean,their shows stink.

I'm so excited at the prospect of Roolz.I can't wait till my hunky 
life-sized poster of keith in pink leg warmers arrives! the mere 
thought!And the Roolze 'Fun Factz' sheet,where you get to find out that 
windswept tag likes puppies,making sweet love and eating jam straight 
from the jar... is it only going to be the two members then? make sure 
you don't go to far down that savage garden route, we want sexy sexy 
sexy!

anyways,so when's the new Belle and Sebastian competietion?i've got a 
neat-o idea for a prize.. the prize for the new competetion would let 
the winner have dinner with stuart david and then get to sing 'je 
t'aime...moi non plus' with him.

stuart murdoch and stuart david are starring in an adult film.(it's 
true,i swear) stu m will be mister bojangles and stu d will be captain 
gingersnap.

it'll be nice when Tigermilk's released again, (but sweet matthew's tape 
has made the wait bearable)..but let's not kill ourselves here,at the 
end of the day vinyl..original..money..whatever, does it matter!?

love and wishes,
genevieve

p.s
Sensitive Stan, I'll be your girlfriend! If i go to far and i touch your 
bountifull bosom you can slap me. we can even go up into the 
lighthouse,old  man withers might stare at you,(he lives there)but it's 
just because he's lonely.

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