Sinister: Shaved Heads, Smiths, and prom queens who don't shave

[Pete Ramsdale]

Jygsaw Dave said:
       One: am I the only Belle and Sebastian fan with a shaved head?
I just 
did this recently, and most people seem to think that I would like
PUNK ROCK 
and kicking minorities in the teeth with steel capped boots. In fact
all i 
want to do is kick Pete Waterman in the teeth with steel capped boots 
(old 
grudges die hard)

No, you're not. I've currently got a number 3 all over, but about 3
weeks ago it was bare clippers. You ever noticed how people look at
you differently when you get on trains? Myopic bastards, the lot of
'em. I really do have no time for people who judge books by covers.
Although I did that with "Scepticism Inc." by Bo Fowler, and it was
fucking great. A book narrated by a senscient shopping trolley from
Chelmsford. Tops.

Steel toecaps have never struck me as quite enough to hit Pete
Waterman with. It *would* be quite satisfying, but for that ultimate
"Fuck you and the mindless dance acts you rode in on" kick, it's got
to be one of those huge steel balls suspended from a
sixteen-storey-high crane. Now *that* would do the job......:-)

Up the Shakers,

lol p xx.
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