Sinister: Loads More Bollox, Crap, Arse, etc.

[MWaggner at xxx.com]

David Moore sent quite the huge pile of stuff:

>  & the punk ones. This involved blue stack-heeled boots (& plenty of twisted
>  ankles), purple brushed denim flared jeans, & my mate Glenda making me up
>  with lots of mascara & eye shadow. 

Oh oh oh, Mr MOORE!  Have you any photos?  Send them along RIGHT NOW to the 
sinisterine gallery... Enquiring Minds Want to Know.  Well, I suspected you 
were hiding something under that natty suit and tie in London... as we all 
are, David :)  In the attic I have a box of... oh nevermind :)  

Wouldn't it be nice to see some photos of Tim P!O!Pkins back... oh, 8 or 10 
or 12 years?  I can't imagine.... Now, I can see Keith as a wee boy in a 
ruffly edwardian shirt and hip-hugging bell-bottoms, windmilling his air 
guitar and diving into his little plastic wading pool which he's filled with 
gelatin sugar... the family's broken television set there next to it on the 
lawn.  But Tim?  Would it be him done up in his dreadlocks and little rompers 
with the red,green,black and yellow Heile Selassie portrait woven in, tending 
his little garden of ganja plants?  Perhaps his parents' home movies, with 
his mum saying, "And this is our little mon, Tim, eating a cheese 
sandwich.... No mon-nie -- don't cry?"

>  some new Star Wars Lego for Fathers Day, complete with a little cloaked
>  bloke clutching a light sabre. 

I've never seen a Star Wars film all the way through... but I DID get a light 
sabre with a gyroscope in the handle... you push the button and the sabre 
part glows... the whole thing makes a sort of revving / whirring noise and it 
sort of moves on its own when you swing it... now that I think, it's kind of 
like a state of the art sci-fi sex toy for Amazons... did they have them in 
the films?  

 in favour of stepping out with Sally to see Courtney
>  Love's Hole in Brixton. Hotpants are coming back: the off the wall
>  bass-player's were leather, I think, to match the F.M. boots, & Ms Love's
>  were more like a big pink glittery nappy than anything else. B&S content?
>  she also sported a pair of fairy wings. An experience. 

I went to see Hole ... oh, about 4 or 5 years ago, under duress... and I must 
say, Courtney was brilliant for what she was.  She took the stage in a ratty 
thrift store dress that looked like she'd been doing things you'd rather not 
know about in, slung her guitar low on her pelvis, hiked up the dress and put 
her foot up on the monitor, showing the crowd of testosterone driven teenaged 
boys her panties... and then she played a hard-driving set  that drove them 
wild.  She finished by diving into the crowd of lads... lotta guts, that 
woman.  At first I thought, "how ridiculous, or insane" but then I realized 
she was doing EXACTLY what she meant to do, and she was in complete control 
of her persona at the time.  Lotta balls, that Courtney, and more power to 
her, whether one likes the music or not.   Sometimes it's great to just 
entertain / be entertained.  (Shut up, Hopkins, I believe you've lost some 
credibility -- we all KNOW you bought the Paul Kantner memorial stool, the 
one preserved in the lava lamp.  It was posted to 
alt.MethinksYouDothProtestTooMuch)

(In that box in the attic... one pair of suede hotpants, and one pair of 
crocheted ones...down at the bottom, under the mirror dresses....)

>  
>  Isobel. I don't know her well enough to comment on her temperature, as I've
>  only seen her 6 times, 5 of which during gigs. I can see that it might be
>  possible for someone to gain the impression that she's a spoilt little
>  madam who likes to be the centre of attention, but perhaps its best not to
>  base a judgement on such limited experience. 

Have to agree here... I've seen 6 gigs as well (would have been 7 if not for 
that fateful Philly thing) and began by thinking she was shy then moved on to 
thinking she's just pouty and rather self-centered and perhaps working on an 
"image."  Nothing wrong with that, if you like the image, but I've been 
tempted to act the mom and say, "Wipe that pout off your face young lady, 
before it gets stuck like that.  Then you'll be sorry."  Apparently she's 
said she thinks Americans hate her -- but it's a big country and I don't 
think everyone does -- and she didn't look any happier on stage on her home 
turf, or closer to it.  But, she might be perfectly nice and sweet in the 
real world, with her friends and her trees. Warm even.  I saw her dressed 
like a little cowgirl once... it was slightly more endearing than the 
kittycat ears :)  

Last night I saw Marine Research... they were wonderful.  And I did think, 
partway through, that Amelia was the "real" thing and Miss Isobel could take 
some lessons.  I did.  But again, who can tell from gigs, eh?  Am I the only 
one (I usually am...) but does Harvey Williams, just how he looks when he's 
sitting or standing there, put anyone else in mind of Stuart M?  Sorta.  Oh, 
nevermind.

Miss Starry said, a few days back, that she wouldn't be a very good advice 
columnist... I disagree, and think everyone should send her their problems 
and get a dose of her "tough love" advice :)  Her mix of rude words and 
exotic cocktail recipes should straighten out even the saddest and most 
forlorn amonst the thousands.  Not to mention her Japanese minimalist trash 
bin home decor hints.  

Oh, and I was wrong awhile back, about the Hefner single -- it wasn't a "new" 
single, it was their first single, that Stuart plays organ on.  But maybe 
I've already been corrected.

God, couldn't I be doing something more productive with a day off?  "Yes," 
you say.  So, I'm going to set off some fireworks to celebrate our 
independence from the mother country.  A day late, but what the hey.

--michele
  

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