Sinister: oh how the dark star will rise

[Blake E Hamilton]

dearest muffins (flour based, of course),

i am writing to inform all of a drastically terrible monumental thing that
is about to happen:  i am unsubbing from sinister.  but, only for a week er
so.  you see i'm taking a road trip up to cleveland and then later to
detroit.  if there are any sinisterines in those areas, please email me this
very evening and we shall see what we can do about it.  i really can't see
how anyone would want to meet me.  all i do is sulk and smile shyly, ugh, i
hate myself.  no, i don't.  someone help me out here.  thanks to all the
sinister folk who made fun of me the other day in the sinister chatroom.
sinister, oh so very sinister indeed.  they called me 'rent boy' or
something like that.  oh, it was dreadful.

tigermilk, well, i got it, and it's my favorite b&s album.  and struan does
unzip his fly in the beginning of expectations, a tape glitch i thought to
be a tape glitch that isn't that at all.  oh that dirty struan.  i'm sure
there are loads of birds on this list hoping that they were the ones
unzipping his zipper.  oh smut, they'll never take me alive.  i wish isobel
had done more backing vocals than she did on tigermilk, but i guess she was
a bit shy.  and it's oh so more ravishing.

the following is a PRIVATE message to isobel campbell and nobody else can
read it:
bel, will you marry me?  response by email preferred.
ok so here it goes.  you can spend  your life with me.  so either check
'yes' or 'no' down below.  i'm sure the grade school boys threw this one at
you often.  i'm sure you know what to do.

blakie i love you!  you are a daisy petal that was untouched by the rain!
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blakie i still love you!  but i don't think the glasgow-hilton head, sc
thing would work.  how about some erroneous affairs?  some public sexual
encounters?  anything that makes you randy?
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check the appropriate box, please.
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goodbye kids, be good, and keep your summer yellow.
if anyone wants to ring in with a little hi, just send it to my
hamibe02 at wfu.edu thingee.  but i'm afraid that isobel's mail will be read
before anyone else's.  tis the nature of the beast, and quite wicked, even
though, i do, care.

blake xx
the nerdy shy eyed pacifist

actually i won't be unsubbing until tomorrow morning, so lets make these
last posts oh so memorable.  they always are, i suppose i should shutup now?
yes, i'll go now....

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