Sinister: I'm so Pretty, didn't you hear?

[Graham MacArthur]

Darling(s),

> I have to agree whole-heartedly with this assertation about erica's list 
> pic; in fact I think the blurryness(?) of the picture makes her even more

> attractive - ,ysterious or something. Who knows...

Like Shania Twain, that don't impress me much. She's a proper minx, you
know. She wears a full length animal print coat *in the dessert*, complete
with gloves and high collar. I'm going to have to get a more realistic
photo - or else clock the next person that writes to the list saying how
great I am. Listen up! I'm not, there will NOT be a throne built for me at
the next picnic. I don't glow. I have split ends. I never take my library
books back on time. I break hearts. I squeeze the toothpaste from the
middle and never do my chores. You hear me? Now stop all this nonsense.
Meet me in person, I'll do my Loyd Grossman impression and I promise never
again will the words "beauty" and "Erica" be used in the same sentence. 
No, 12 Reasons Why by My Life Story was NOT written about me. (though
wouldn't that be super).

Talking of meeting me in person, you shall all be coming to the
fucking-great-big picnic on the 31st of July on primrose hill. No, it
wasn't a question. 

See the light! vote for Geoff, god damn! he's such a pretty thing..

Erica
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