Sinister: tomorrow's weather

[Marcus Omond]

hi there,

Oon said:
i hope you can stomach another Thai news report.
Bangkok Post last last Sunday(i'm busy)  says that
in Czech Tv "Nova Tv" there's this amazing weather
show.  amazing because the weather girl/boy will be
smiling nakedly at the viewer while an announcer
tells the viewers about the weather.  then
the weather girl/boy will start to put on cloth
according to the forecast weather.  apparently
to show viewer who might not know what clothes
is appropriate for such and such weather.
what a thoughtful and nifty idea.  it also says
their rating goes up the roof.  well done.

indeed, this is true.  every day (well, more night) at around ten thirty you 
can watch the pocasicko (pronounced pochaseechko) (i think that's what it's 
called but i'm hungover and i've forgotten my czech), literally translated 
as 'little/ dear weather'.  this involves porn film music while a starkers 
girl/ boy comes on and rather than doing the usual porn thing of taking off 
clothes seductively she/ he puts them on.  you can tell when it's about to 
be on because czech tv isn't very sophisticated, and so when a film gets cut 
off halfway through the credits and adverts for those phone lines that i 
honestly can't believe anyone calls (does anyone?) start to play you know 
that it's not too long until the weather.  and it's at a very convenient 
time, because you can watch it just before you go out for the night.  but 
sometimes they put on a badly dubbed porn film instead, and that's not so 
good - czech isn't the sexiest of languages.

'pocasicko' is quite a fun idea, but i can't imagine it working with the 
british weather forecast - who wants to see michael fish naked?  ulrika 
jonson used to be a weathergirl, didn't she?  that wouldn't have been so 
bad.  oh, my favorite pocasicko girl was called vera.  which reminds me of 
the girl in prague called vera who wanted me to marry her in a rush to save 
her from being deported.  but that's another story...

ok, that's the smuttiest post i've done, so i'm blushing now.  back to bed, 
i think, to nurse last night's excesses.  'never again' again.

thinking it's a sin that i have to leave the house at all (but we need some 
milk),

Marcus XXX


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