Re: Sinister: Belle, the Lord and I?ve been friends for a mighty long time?

[Nick.Dastoor at xxx.uk]

I like Stephen's* way of writing with clear HEADINGS dividing up the DIFFERENT
SECTIONS of his EMAIL. I think I will adopt this format.

FEMALE MASTURBATION

What a lot of rot you all speak.  Female masturbation isn't taboo at all.  Not
where I come from.  It's really cool!  Well, I wouldn't bring it up at Sunday
school, but in all other circles it's positively de rigeur.  Women who talk
about the things they get up to 'down below' are afforded great respect.
They're sexually liberated!  They're sophisticated!  They're positively chic!
Whereas talk of male wanking is invariably doomed to dissolve into sniggering.
Look at Stuart singing about that boy updating his list of his ten biggest
wanks.  I don't think he meant this in a good way.  Mind you, Stuart might just
have a Presbytarian guilt complex about it.  Do those exist?

FISTING

Sorry, not fisting.  Ailsa says she saw me bobing my head up and down in the
footage of 'The Boy with the Arab Strap' at Camber Sands that MTV showed.  Well
how odd.  I've only seen it twice because I don't own a video player, but I'm
sure I looked very carefully and couldn't see me at all.  Which was very
disappointing as before this David and Katrina had said that when they watched
the whole thing I was very visible.  Maybe I just don't know what I look like.
There was one person I thought was me but then I realised it was a girl.

LOVE

You're all mad.

BELLE & SEBASTIAN

They're great, aren't they!

Nick xx

* He's called Stephen you know, not Trousers or anything really.  He laughs
inwardly when people call him Trousers because it means he has succeeded in
pulling the wool over people's eyes.  I don't know why he enjoys doing this.  He
used to go around quite literally pulling the wool over people's eyes, but found
that it was easier just doing it with metaphors.  I've just read a book laden
with metaphors.  I found it irksome.   It's called 'A Boy's Own Story' and it's
by Edmund White and it includes several passages of underage gay sex so you
might like it.   But it irked me.



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