Sinister: voodoo on a stick

[andrew]

okay.  all this talk of non-posting list members induced me to write 
in.  i'd hate to be thought of as creepy.

my thoughts on recent list topics:

* female masturbation *

my mom masturbates.  i found a vibrator under her bed a number of 
years ago.  maybe she doesn't want all these people knowing, but i'm 
not ashamed.  I'm outing my mom (beverly) as a masturbator.  Stand 
proud, Beverly!

  once my friend bonnie was masturbating and our friend jessica 
knocked on her door.  bonnie said 'just a minute' as she tried to 
cover the evidence but jessica thought she said 'come right in' and 
barged in the room.  bonnie was horribly embarassed for about a week.


* list-crush *

we should just get this list-crush popularity contest over with and 
have a belle and sebastian beauty pageant.  the pics posted on the 
list-crush page can serve as the swimsuit/evening portion of the 
pageant.  part 2 - belle and sebastian trivia contest.  in part 3 of 
the pageant, contestants must pay homage to belle & sebastian by 
doing things like 1) buying hundreds of thousands of copies of 
tigermilk so it will hit #1 on the charts, 2) erecting a giant statue 
of your favorite band member in the local park or 3) hacking into the 
MTV webpage and making it a tribute to B&S.  the most audacious act 
of homage takes home the title of 'indie cool queen/king' for the 
next year.  (ok, so i'm not fond of chickfactor but it's an obvious 
title for the pageant winner)

might i add that my list-crush vote is for sale. after all, i'm american...


* love *

i'm in love.  i'm a lucky guy.  i sleep in sonnets.  that's all i can 
say about it.


* andrew's question of the month *

if any, what song was playing during your first kiss?  anyone have 
B&S playing during their first kiss?


that's all!  hello to all my sinister friends.  you're all invited 
over for dinner if you ever make it out to san francisco!

.andrew.

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