Sinister: every sperm is sacred

[Kevan Cooke]

hello folks

IMMATURE

sorry if i upset anyone by making light of what is obviously a serious
subject.

WASHING MACHINES

masturbation - male or female - if you want to talk about it, talk
about it.  if you want to do it, do it.  unless you are male and a
devout catholic in which case every sperm is sacred and it's a sin.
i have no idea what the church's view of female masturbation is, but
who cares?  i know girls who quite openly discuss the relative merits
of fingers and "appliances" without embarassment - and "appliances"
is quite a wide ranging term in this case (do you prefer the steady
rhythm of the tumble drier or the suspense of waiting for the fast
spin?)

KANGAROOS

teaching female masturbation in school?  is there not the danger that
it would deprive girls of the pleasure of "self discovery"?  they
should definitely teach female masturbation to boys though.  sex
education is shit, moving swiftly along from the basic scientific
facts and the need for contraception to pictures of kangaroo embryos.
kangaroos?  what's that all about?  just imagine how much better the
world be if they actually taught you something useful like how to be
*good* at it.  i mean *really* good at it, like me.

SPROG

talking of things australian, which i wasn't really, someone said
sprog.  doesn't that mean something else there?  an australian friend
of mine was very surprised when, during his wedding reception, he was
asked if he was planning to have a sprog.

ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES

i shall, of course, not be peering through any windows at camber sands,
nor shall i be doing anything worth peering at.

kevan
fat slug


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