Sinister: give me 5 dollars you can call me devil's gateway

[Lesley J Miller]

There is a reason women don't M A S T U R B A T E as often as men, it's a
lot more complex.  guys just have it right there in one neat (albeit
unattractive) package.  they dont' understand what's involved in
polymorphous eroticism. it's a whole emotional thing  -- women can even get
off just by thinking about something, or doing weird exercises.   so you see
it's far more insidious than you ever imagined, boys.  i can understand now
why men are so intimidated by females sexually, and feel the need (some of
them that is) to objectify.  they KNOW that women can sexually kick their
asses from here to Saturn.  Ha!

sorry to bring this up, but i can't keep silent for very much longer--this
whole jessicaxo phenomenon is about the most disturbing i've seen on
sinister lately.  what next--the stevie trousers Playgirl edition?    Girl!!
you'll get yourself a man soon enough!!     al the innocent young boys lured
by the sweet lisp of Stuey's songs, are getting their minds tainted by this
toronto tart.  Where is the Christian Coalition when you need them?

here are some anagrams i did one timewhen i was really bored.

STU AND ISOBEL
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a bed so sunlit
a bed so in lust
slut is on a bed
a bundle i toss
so build a nest
a bus i'd stolen
bestial sound
so subtle a din (my favorite)
a duet on bliss (my other favorite)
dub Neil a toss
i'd be a slut, son
anus, be stolid
snob i'd salute
isn't blue soda

IS THIS DESIRE
**********
Hi, I is dessert
I stir his seed
dire Seth Isis
I tie his dress
see this id, sir?
Hiss, i see dirt

i'm also glad that xavier's girlfriend has a name now, rather than just
being "Xavier's girlfriend who rather resemble's Isobel but is a bit taller"

can i just say that sinister people are the nicest people on teh net??
i can't wait until i can get my DC photos back, so y'all can see the
magnetic fields in their glory, and i'll send in a photo to sinister of me
making a fool of myself dressed in a schoolgirl outfit.    well i have to go
now, twiddle away.
oh yeah, also there is no good name for female masturbation, because it's so
complicated.  i can't imagine a single phrase that would sum it up.  i mean
wiht guys it's obvious what they are doing.   those womenfolks, who knows??
what weird and wacky things are down in there, no one has yet discovered. i
do like "molding silly putty" though.

LJ
"I Hate Myself Productions"

http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange
"ABBA is the pinnacle of Western civilization"  --Stephin Merritt

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