Sinister: capitals/looper/dreams plus more

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In a message dated 7/28/99 10:58:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
Iron Jim Hamilton dominated the western world by saying

<<  these flowery
 depictions of love will probably be shattered when my true love dumps me for
 a touring chimp puppet stagehand, but for now i'd like to think of it as a
 natural, nylon enclosed packet of yummy that i can buy for a nickel. >>

One of the best descriptions of anything in a long time.

HEADINGS FOR PARAGRAPHS
  a damn fine idea. It's "the tripe" as we in America say

FEMALE MASTURBATION
I'm not going to touch that subject, as so many others seem keen to. 
See if you can find the clever "bodily humor" contained there

THE SILENT MAJORITY
 What the hell *are* you people doing? If I didn't know better, I'd think 
this list consisted of Lesley Jo, Trousers, Sister Disco, Honey, Aranxta, 
Blake, and about 10 others who post regularly. Sorry if i didn't mention you, 
but if your name was more memorable and exciting maybe I would have*

                                    * not true. I couldn't remember any more 
anyway

DAVE THE MOON MAN

at one point I did really believe the moon landing was faked. I was going to 
go over to  Stuart "Stench of Wee" Murdoch and tell him this, but I thought 
he might just be really frightened. Even though he's probably my favorite 
bass player ever. Just because he looks like my friend's father, who i knew 
when i was very little. Even watching the documentary now just makes me feel 
safe and secure. I think that if i were to tell him this, he might rear back 
in fright, like a trapped animal, and then have karn beat me with a 
typewriter.  

LAST NIGHT"S DREAM

I dreamed I got a job shouting questions at celebrities as they walked out of 
rooms. For some reason journalists were too busy, and they needed eager 
youths to shout at famous people leaving courts or restaurants and then 
record the answers. It was a very elaborate dream and made perfect sense at 
the time.

FAKE
    Has anyone else noticed that Honey and Sister Disco never post on the 
same days? and their initials are both P-M.? **   Perhaps Sister Disco is 
Honey's bad side? (or good. I'm not sure)

                                                    ** by this rational, 
Sister Disco/Honey                                                      is 
also Pac-Man and the Prime Minister
MIND CONTROL
I think next i'm going to start doubting the existence of the 70's WHO and 
see if i can make stuart david write a song about that.....

yours in disbelief.

dave luna hombre

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