Sinister: Fw: hello, I must be going

[Jason Scott]

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From: Jason Scott
To: SINISTER LIST
Sent: Friday, July 30, 1999 9:53 PM
Subject: hello, I must be going


They've given me a voice. God help you all.
Fancy Ruler, this is all your fault. ;)
Now then...erm...my name is Jason. And for those abOOt* to rock, I salute
you!
If there's anyone else here from Toronto, I'd love to hear from you. Email
me at sjason at hotmail.com , I think I'm going to compile a handy list so that
I may invite you OOt and abOOt to various shows and piss-ups et al. When I'm
finished the list, I'll email it to everyone else on the list, geddit? So
start bogging down that HotMail account. It'll make me feel wanted. Bonus
prize to the funniest subject line! Aren't *I* ambitious in the name of
socialization!?!
O.K....reading the sinister list for weeks while in the nursery has
penetrated my dream state. Here's what transpired last night during R.E.M.
sleep. It all beats the hell OOt of me:
Item #1 Andy Bell out of Erasure was busy working with a team of
construction workers repairing the house I happened to be in. I looked out
the window and saw him approaching. He was wearing a roller-set in around
his bangs. He said something abOOt it being o.k. for him to work like that.
Flash forward: He was now sitting on the couch talking to a bunch of girls
mentioning he needed to do something else with his hair. I mentioned to him
that my girlfriend was a hairdresser, and that she could do wonders for him.
So he agreed, and we set up the appointment. My g.f. was happy as
all-get-OOt to do a celeb's hair. End of that part of the dream. Concensus:
Am I gay? Is my girlfriend? Is Andrew Bell? Er...nevermind.
Item #2 I was staggering home when I passed a British pub (in dream-Canada)
that I had never seen in the neigborhood before. Outside, I found on the
ground, a knife and fork set, that had been stolen and cast aside. So I
picked them up, went into the bar, and plopped them down on the counter,
returning them to the bar. I didn't say anything like "I found these
outside..are they yours?" I just said nothing. Then it was like the
"record-needle-scratching-to-a-halt" sound effect, and everyone looked at me
and started laughing. They thought I was being cheeky or something for just
plopping the silverware on the bar and saying nothing. Much back-slapping
and pint-buying and affectionate doe-eyed birds ensued. End of "Dirty Dream
No. 2". I am as perplexed as you all on that one. Concensus: Am I gay? Is
the bartender? Is everybody in the pub? Er...nevermind.
Item #3 My friend in town is a DJ (yeah, like who ISN'T?), and I dreamed I
was at his place goofing off, and looking at his stuff. I was lloking
through his cassette tapes and discovered he had these Belle & Sebastian
bootlegs**. I tossed*** the idea of stealing one from him when he wasn't
looking around in my head, but decided against. I think. I think I woke up
after that. Concensus: Am I gay? Is my DJ friend? Are Belle & Sebastian?
Er...nevermind.
Anyone with ACURATE dream deciphering abilities, please email me your
findings!
Oh, and I watched the entire Blair Witch Project today on my computer! The
marvels of science and the internet! If there are any law officials reading
this, I've since deleted it all, so NYAAAH!!!
O.K. enough rambling. For today. Drop a line and say hello. Or feel free to
skyrocket me into list crush oblivion. HuzZAH!
A big "How's it goin', eh?" to all the folks I've emailed personaly already,
here's looking forward to meeting the rest of you!
KEY: * = Stereotypical Canadian-speak. read: poking fun at myself because I
can, and it's fun. See that, Yanks? =)
         ** = Belle & Sebastian content, or lack thereof. You decide.
         *** = Masturbation content, or lack thereof. You decide.

word to your pink bits,
Jason D. "I don't own Tigermilk yet, so shoot me, I'm waiting to buy it
cheap in the big city" Scott

Certified Graphic Communications Specialist
A D R E N A L I N  D E S I G N
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Email: sjason at hotmail.com
Visit online at: www.adrenalindesign.com
(where you can see many cool things!)



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