Sinister: antje's thingy (not his naughty one)

[janetzx]

oh my.
i am so sorry.
Guildo from Germany?
i thought his unbridled passion could only be a product of the
mediterranean, not those chilly teutonic parts.
How cool!  Categoric proof that germans DO have a sense of humour - maybe
even more than one!
(not really antje darling!  if i have offended your sensiblities drop me a
line and i will vote for you on the list crush site, tho i have already
pledged my body, spirit and clothes to A.N. Other - but hey, I will
prostitute myself for the general good of the sinister collective)

I think lazy jane (deriving from hazy jane deriving from Crazy Jane poems by
Yeats? would be nifty cultural cross fertilization thang, makey me happy and
smiles for the bunnies)  ANYWAY, i think she is bored and she read somewhere
that if you lick very cold metal your tongue sticks to it, and you have to
rip the skin off/wait til spring before you are released.
And she is giving it a go cos her life is boring and everyone hates her;
this puts some exitement back into her life and gives her a chance to join
in with the general jane-bashing that seems to be going on.
But the silly bint, typically, only gets a tedious disease which she can't
tell anyone about, so she continues to appear boring and her life can only
get worse  :-)

But maybe someone was taking her up the arse as well.
perhaps she is a cat.  Cats lick pavements.  Or a dog.  or a bit of
Broccolli.
(my cat eats bits of broccolli for breakfast)

My sister is a goth.  she murmured something once about goth philosophy,
externalizing monsters.  I will check up on this and let you know.
All the goths I've met are very very nice people.  Ma sis sez: if people go
around wearing their wierdness on the outside, chances are they will turn
out to be the most normal people you have talked to all week.  Aside from
being original, interesting, un-socially-conditioned, open-minded, and
generally welcoming of all breeds and species of human, except sometimes
"tourists" ie people who go to goth clubs and pubs with the sole aim of
inspecting these nutters from close up, like they were in a zoo or sumthing.
Goths do pretty things.  They wear corsets, beautiful stockings, and have
nice hair.
Sometimes some of them go ice-skating too.

2 posts in one day.  Long ones too.
I must get a life.
I'm really just trying to tempt Hunny back into the fold.
Hi Mum! Get well soon if you aren't already!

love janet
who must cut all her fingers off to save your inboxes.
but is tooooo exited to shut up as she's just heard TBWTAS for the first
time
but you knew that already........

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