Sinister: Sex, drugs and sausage rolls...

[Simon Warner]

Hello there! I'm one of those newbie nursery people who've broken loose...
I'm nursing a Paula Cullen Booze Explosion "amps-turned-up-to-11" hangover
today, so it'll be (relatively) painless...

Imagine a job where you have nothing to do all day except for listen to CDs
and muck around with E-mails and the 'net, as I believe the kids are calling
it these days... Imagined? Good - that's what I do. 9-5. 'Tsa tough life.
What I'm actually supposed to being at work is far too boring to talk about
on this big chatty-room thing, though. Just trying to let you know that if
you write an E-mail and you think "God that's crap, everyone'll be so bored
they won't read anything I'll do ever again", fret not, 'cos, hey, I care :)

The last two weeks of silence have been great not only 'cos you didn't have
to put up with me, but because just sitting here reading all the E-mails has
led me to the Buena Vista Social Club - good recommendation, whoever that
was. So, here's a book mention... Try "The Diving Bell & Butterfly" - if you
don't have great patience for reading, it's not very long, due to the fact
it was dictated using only the blinking of one eye. Which is pretty
fantastic in itself, but the book's even better. It's not small enough for
the tube, alas...

I live in Bristol, which, contrary to the creamed-rice ads ("OO-AAR!! It's
Ambrosia!!!" etc.) isn't full of cows and rolling hills. But it is pretty
shit - no hope of B&S playing here, I guarantee. Any other bumpkins on the
list? Or are you still trying to find out if the
little-man-who-lives-inside-the computer is hungry? Hey, we can laugh at
ourselves in the West Country...

I'll keep it down to a minimum, promise.


Chumley :)

"Constantly updating your hit parade of your ten biggest wanks" - TBWTAS
(that's the B&S content bit)
Has the discussion on the Sinister list ever got around to that? Let's have
some solo love-pleasuring stories. Go on... you first...





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