Sinister: i've come to announce my unhappy birthday

[Pinaplcrsh at xxx.com]

hi all. in a half hour i will be 21 and i don't have the slightest twinge of 
excitement. for the last almost year i had been planning on spending it with 
my girlfriend, but we're taking a goddamn break right now. if your girlfriend 
ever wants to take a break, say no. they're no good. i've also got the flu 
and am on lots of medication so i can't go out and get drunk. what's the fun 
of a 21st birthday if you can't get drunk and don't have anyone to be sober 
with? the gods are laughing at me. you can all cheer me up by sending 
presents though. it's never too late. i'd really like a videotape of calvin 
johnson when he was on mtv europe or the belle and sebastian program. i also 
like candy that i can't get here like coffee crisps and wispaccinos. if 
anyone can get my girlfriend back i'd definitely take that. i guess i'll 
settle for a crush vote though.

here's my best brush with celebrity...when i was a kid living in hawaii, my 
mom's boss belonged to the same beach club as tom selleck(in the magnum p.i. 
days) and i hung out with him on the beach a couple times. he bought me cokes 
and french fries. he was really hairy. i have his autograph.

i guess that's that. oh, i was born on friday the 13th. my mom says it 
explains everything. take care.
*alyssa marie*
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