Sinister: Night of the Living Dress

[oon]

(i don't speak English.  please don't hold me
responsible for the bad pun above)

it's tonight!  Pookie Droolz Prom Night!  or is
it last night?? anyway, i'm very excited.  i never
have any prom.  high school seemed to have
something, can't remember what it was like
but definitely not a Prom.  i want to send my spirit
to witness the heaving bosom Genevieve having
a ball of her life but Canada is so far i can't
imagine what it looks like.  Pookie when you regain
your conscious please do tell!

Queen Genevieve wondered:

> .I wonder what Murdoch`s type is. Delicate like him or
> lusty mamas like Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez?
>

firstly, Mr Murdoch was a boxer.  don't you have a saying
"once a boxer, always a boxer"?   from that evidence
alone, i can bet my neonyellow highheel boot he'd go
straight for those gladiator mamas.  satisfaction
guaranteed or get his boxing glove back.
Secondly, i've bought this Thaiboxing short for
Mr Murdoch since i heard he's a boxer.  but it's
too long ago i simply forgot about it until lately.
it's very red and very hmm eyecatching.  i wish
i could see him wearing it having a go with one
of those gladiator mamas.


Mr Robin said in Thai accent (sorry Mr Robin):

> I'm unable to read books set in
> America unless I imagine American accents, <snip>
>

everyone i read speak half Thai half english with
a Thai accent, whoever they may be.  that's why it takes
so long to read anything.  i've tried reading out loudly.
very foolish and exhausting.  even take longer.
since i lost my dictionary reading became easier,
but less comprehensible.  when there's hard word
i will guess and dive through it, hopeful that
the meaning will come to me in the end.  that's
not often successful.  so as a new year present to
myself, i'm going to buy a fucking huge dictionary,
as a tribute to Honey's Fucking Huge Computers.
who knows what i might achieve with it.  swear
more fluently, possibly.

Lady Sarah exclaimed:

> FOR THE LADS!!!! in a laddy way, not as in Gay eXchange way.
>

you mean as in a lad vs a lad?  not a gay vs a lad, yes?
talking about gender fluidity!  that's deep and profound
of your vision, my dear Starry Droolz.  i reckon you can
make a living out of reading people eyebrows here.  i've
heard feetreading is quite good but i never try.  i don't like
turning up my feet for people to read, it's too awkward.
that photo of Richard is timeless, yes!  his face will
always remind me of how exciting/amazing it was
hearing they won the Brits.  may i ask you all to raise
your thumb up in the air for Richard?  Thank you.

love,
oon xxx

(Linda have you seen yourself in the telly yet?)






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