Sinister: Hamish & The Gift of the Magi

[Chris Butler]

I'm embarrassed to say that I once found a box of 
weird new-age books on the street and took a couple
of them to a used bookstore to sell them.  I was 
extremely low on cash (was doing medical experiments
for money) and needed to eat.  I got $4 dollars for
them.  However, since the bookstore also sold used
records, I found a Smiths 7" that I got instead of
food.  Later when I passed out from starvation, I
heard murmurs of "Shoplifters of the World Unite"
trickling in my pseudo-consciousness.  Poetic justice?

It's not a bible story, but L.Ron Hubbard could pass as
Merv Griffin to some...  bow down!

senor droolcup <- coming down from the pulpit

At 07:47 AM 3/4/99 PST, Mrs Murdoch wrote:
>Hello, it's Mrs. Murdoch here Stuart's mum.
>
>One of the best things about Jesus' parables are the way they can be 
>applied to situations in your own life.  That's one of the reasons why I 
>love Jesus more than, say, Daniel O' Donnell.  Although that young man 
>is a total ride.  Chris and Mark, I'm pleased you have both applied the 
>parable to situations around you, there's plenty more in the New 
>Testament I'm sure you would benefit from.  You can get a copy free from 
>the Gideon people, or by simply trying you're hand at petty theft.  
>However, the interpretations you have both come up with are quite 
>different from mine.  That's not a bad thing at all, I just thought I'd 
>let you know.
>
>Keep trying boys and girls,
>  Mrs. Murdoch
>
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