Sinister: re: if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding

[Mark Kolmar]

On Fri, 5 Mar 1999 PaperSun23 at aol.com wrote:

> On a sadder note, I was violently ill the past couple days.  I had eaten some
> food that was cleverly hiding meat within its funny shaped macaronis.  The
> minute I discovered a bone, I stopped eating it.  Needless to say, I became
> quite ill later that evening [...]

Was this due to the meat itself, or was the food just plain bad?

If there was only one piece of wisdom to be learned from the character Al
Bundy from Married With Children it was this:  Peggy got a personal
trainer.  Instead of the trainer whipping her into shape, Peggy taught him
all her bad habits like sitting on the couch all day eating bon-bons.  The
trainer soon died.  Al Bundy pointed out the cause of death was the
trainer's healthy lifestyle.  When finally called upon to digest the junk
that so many people call food, his body was unable to cope.

That's one of the reasons I continue to eat meat, though not much.  I
would like to retain the ability to digest it.  Who knows, I might one day
have no choice for survival but to kill and eat an elk -- cooked on a fire
I started by rubbing sticks together. 

(By the way, that show was always offensive, but it was not lame until
several years into its run.  It was a guilty pleasure.) 

--Mark


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