Sinister: The slug that turned

[Kevan Cooke]

Hello folks, as Pete Waterman's sour grapes crusade seems to be an
ongoing thing, it's only fair to try and redress the balance by
suggesting reasons why Pete Waterman should resign from the board
of the BPI.

If anyone wants to contribute to this cause please feel free to mail
me directly at fatslug at chickmail.com where I'll chuckle away for a
while, and then maybe forward them all on to the BPI, or one of those
music journalists you meet hanging around Covent Garden and New Cross.

Here are some examples of the sort of thing you might come up with:

NUMBER ONE
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Pete Waterman is a board member of the BPI, the BPI have confirmed
that B&S won the Brit award fairly, but Pete Waterman insists that
they did not.  Pete Waterman is calling the rest of the BPI a bunch
of liars, and as such should resign immediately from the board.

NUMBER TWO
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Pete Waterman is a board member of the BPI - a priveliged position of
trust in which he will presumably have access to confidential information.
And yet he has "tipped off" a journalist at Billboard.  Obviously this
highly inappropriate behaviour makes his position untenable, he must
resign.

NUMBER THREE
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The BPI's stated aim is to "Celebrate the best of British and international
pop music talent."  Pete Waterman produces Steps.  Enough said?

Kevan
The Fat Slug


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