Sinister: countdown to cuteness!!

[rebelstrange at xxx.Miller]

hello happy bunnies.
all you few who are expecting tiggerjammies (not as terrific as trousercuts,
but it's competent, well sort of) may be assured they are on their merry way
to you, expect a knock any day now.  (i'm such a PR person).
CUTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!
wHEEEEEEEE gentle waves mania has arrived at last......i can barely wait to
grasp me wee hands around those rekkids the day they arrive to me!! oh the
joys of credit cards are nothing to sniff at.   i just had  a gander round
the "GW" web sight.  it will be nicer when more stuff is up, but i like the
font, and the uh fuzzy pics of trees and stuff and isobel in the kerchief,
really ups the cuteness ante at least fourfold, but in an understated kind
of wispy way that doesn't beat you over the head.  not that i'd complain
about being beaten over the head by cuteness, look at france gall......in
any case i'm about to read her story. i wanted to do my emails before i got
all embroiled in the emotion of it.
------ AAAAAAAAAHHH isobel likes my FAVORITE book!!!  "Oranges are Not the
Only Fruit" is on her  favorite reading list.  let it be known that isobel
kicks totall ass.  i just about spit up the hamburger i ate a while ago.
(very non-pc)   could there be a classier lady??  !!!!!i think not!!!!!!  i
wish her page had a guestbook, i'd stalk it faithfully. maybe that's why it
doesn't.  crafty DAVID is aware of my ways.  actually belle can rest easier.
now that i'm lusting after someone a bit geographically closer, she's moved
lower on priority. hey a fantasy cant' last forever.....  (and you all tho't
i was dead serious didn't ya)

have fun snogging in camber sands, you all rakes.  you glorious
bastards.......i'll be toiling away with my conte crayons and setting up my
DIABOLICAL scheme to win ARt Girl's fickle heart.  i've decided to do
something about it, something pretty while i can (YEAH yeah, laugh if you
must).  i'm making a mystery crush mix tape.  i'm going to  take careful
notes on her habits of dismissal from session.  and on the right day, PLINK!
that tape with a care bear sticker on it, and crushy tunes from b&s,
sleater-kinney, francoise, and THEEEE headcoatees is going in there.  and no
one will be the wiser.  it is so mischievous.  i've had one person tell me
it's agood idea, so that's enough for me.    who cares. hopefully by august
i'll be gone anyway, so how ever it turns out will be just fine.  Oh and
Philippe with 2 p's, if i end up in the Sonoran Desert biome region, it
would be "tres mignon" to learn some Gallic girl tunes with a true gallic
type person.  i've identified 4 sinisterites so far in the SW region. maybe
we can all party.  yall could  crash at my place, if i had one, but i won't,
so never mind.  erin D.  says we should have a picnic. i think i'ts a grand
idea.  but i'm getting ahead of myself as i'm not even there yet..we'll see.

ummmm.....is Scotland by any chance doing a "wee" bit of public relations??
i've been seeing all over the tv (i'm not sure which channels, probaly news
channels) a travel ad about "Experience a wee bit of Scotland!!"  bagpipers,
castles , and all.   what up!!  maybe B&S have raised the glamour profile.
someone can elucidate?? there was also a "Scottish Moods" cd advertised.
it's like Celtic moods, cept it's totally bagpipe songs laid over a new-agey
backdrop.  which i think is wankerific.  if yer gonna have bagpipes, just
have straight bagpipes, no need for John Tesh-esque atmosphere.  it's like
those hooked on Classics tapes from the 80's where they take classical
themes and basically lay them on top of a cheesy-ass "rock" beat. it is the
most dreadful thing imaginable.  what up!!!

sister disco preaches:
and Isobel has proven that her naughty cowgirl outfit was not mere
posturing. She's like Patsy Cline or Lorena Bobbitt, only Scotch.

Loreena Bobbitt??  NOW you're talkin my language!!!  Nuff said.

someone last week was quoting a post where someone else said they'd like to
be under a ladder that isobel was standing  on wearing a skirt, and the
person who quoted it said her big bottom woudl come down and crush them.  i
thought that was splendid.

Kara you always make me laugh, it's a mystery but it's true.

later i'll say something more intelligent, right now i'm under the influence
of about a hundred things, none of which are chemical, okay one is, but it's
prescription so get off my case already.

i know you all missed me. it's a miracle i managed not to spout off like an
idiot for  OVER ONE WEEK!!! can you believe it???
there are people i need to  write to.  I will get to you!!! hello out
there!!!!!
LJ

http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange
"Everyone begins to get desperate and panicky, and all of a sudden,
everything they never understood, they want it all explained"
--Ms. Buffat, my HS chemistry teacher


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