Sinister: sweet,sweet thing

[Genevieve Wesley]

Dear List,

I feel like I've been away from this list for ages,Mrs.Murdoch,I can 
sympathise with your frustrations with hotmail.

I wrote this big thing about the Brit Awards..but that would just be 
boring old news now,right!? Anyways...I was very excited when i 
watched,i jumped up and down and i find myself attracted to The One That 
Didn't Speak,i like his strangely alluring face and sensual 
eyebrows...but belle and sebastian and that big hand moving around at 
the door was the best bits (oh and that blondie from boyzone, "When the 
going gets tough!" complete with masculine punches in the air..to die 
for!) but i'd never even heard of most of those bands.

So what's all this about news members and old members...I'm an 
"oldie",since I've been on this list I've fathered 10 children, TAKE 
THAT Slick Willy. I've never felt uncool with the young uns, *raspy 
cough* heh heh heh!

what's this, a Stuart David poster and i haven't been informed?! one 
day,i WILL meet stuart david and when i say "stuart" it will echo in the 
winds and his hair will flutter and be wind-blown and that is how it 
will feel like when doves cry.

i don't want to talk about belle and sebastian, stuart murdoch is a 
boring old biddy! i want to talk about more important things--- like 
prom! (i'm just kidding about the old biddy bit,i love stuart murdoch,if 
he was a girl he would be my sweet bernadette)i got my prom dress,i'm so 
excited..it's a corset/ball gown old-style heaving bosom type of dress, 
mothers are so curious..all they want to know about is who the date will 
be. Don't they realise that boys are just fashion accessories? 

how come so much stuff is happening right now!? what's this chalet 
buisness! double-beds! i want to go and steal tag's y-fronts and put 
them in the freezer--- imagine his embarrasement when he can't find his 
underwear! and then i'll draw toothpaste moustaches on honey when he's 
asleep...he'll be totally humiliated when he wakes up!

which brings me to some serious advice i need..exactly how is the 
cheapest way to fly? (to england or scotland) do you go onto those 
travel cuts places on the internet or do you call up air canada? just a 
ticket mind,no fancy package deals or accomodation (i can sleep in the 
elevator)is it the earlier you call the cheaper you go or do have to fly 
with the cargo or something?
i've just found out that planting trees in northern quebec and staying 
in shantys with hairy lumberjacks will bring me lots of money,but untill 
then..cheapness is the way.

i'm going to montreal this thursday,do any montrealers know of some good 
shoe shops (i  need to buy prom shoes) mail me please,i know prom is 
lots of fun,but we can't help it if people want to talk MUSIC 
instead,sheesh.

bye bye sweets,
xxxxxxx genevieve

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining,bitch."
                                Stuart Murdoch









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