Sinister: the more you shake it, the more you make it

[oon]

two weeks ago i have my first niece, an ugly ugly
baby who i love so dearly.  (she's not really ugly
though, i just can't say baby is cute or something
might hear and take her away)  i also showed
visitors around, went to see elephant show and
took photo with two huge and cute tigers, me
waving his tail happily.  tiger is very soft.
i was very impressed.  if anyone of you
come to my country i'll take you to have
photo with them too.  too bad i didn't know
about it when Linda was here.  Linda come
back and i'll take you there!

well, i was going to write and tell you what
i've done busily these last few weeks.  but i feel
too tired just thinking about it.  so i'll just say
i'm not going to the camp any more.  because i'm
afraid the entrance exam will involve mathematics
and my spiritual leader Mr.Miller not going.
as well as family commitment.  for the very lucky
person who will be staying with the honourable
Mr.David Moore and his lovely daughter, i want
you to know that one of the 2 tickets was nearly
mine.  i hope you have extra fun.  sob.

the amphetameanies site is good fun.
i know no ska, so i don't know what a ska band
is like. but this band look stranger than normal
people.  even Mick is stranger than i thought.
i mean look at his innocent boyscout face
and who would have thought---

(from the Amphetaminies page)
Mick (Flumpet)
                   Exhibitionist Mr Cooke is no stranger to public
performance, having earned
                   a crust as a dirty-old-man strippogram in front of a
30,000 strong audience
                   at Glasgow's George Square last Hogmanay. He has also
taken part in a
                   harrowing re-examination of modern Christmas
traditions, in which he
                   played a fir tree being pursued by a mad axeman.

Hogmanay is new year celebration, yes?  but why
do you have stripping at new year??  must be cold.
it's easy for scottish men to be exhibitionist i think.
just wear your kilt and let the wind takes over.
i was watching the Brit Awards, very exciting
to see them on telly here.  too bad everyone
couldn't be up there, and Richard said so little,
and Mick didn't exhibit anything.   or Mr.Waterman
wouldn't have been protesting against them this
strongly.  after Stuart D has been revealed to
be autohard Balloch man, i wonder who will be
the next "not what he/she seems to be".
could it be Isobel?  i remember she used to
stay in my country for a while.  afterall, Thailand
is a popular destination for lovely beaches, lovely
foods and sex-change operation.

last sunday i saw "Forever Fever" a disco film from
singapore.  very lovely and funny!  make me dream
with disco soundtracks.  sweet dreams are made
of these, absolutely.

as if the above is not long enough, i'm proud to
present you deep thought for today.  taken from
an article in Bangkok Post one day, these are
responses to a first grade teacher’s class quiz in
which she gave the first half of well-known proverbs—

Strike while the … Bug is close.
Better to be safe than… Punch a 5th grader.
It’s always darkest before… Daylight Savings Time.
Never underestimate the power of… Termites.
You can lead a horse to water but…How?
Don’t bite the hand that… Looks dirty.
No news is… Impossible.
A miss is as good as a… Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new… Maths.
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll… Stink in the morning.
Love all, trust… Me.
The pen is mightier than the… Pigs.
An idle mind is… The best way to relax.
Where’s there’s smoke, there’s… Pollution.
Happy the bride who… Gets all the presents.
A penny saved is… Not much.
Two’s company, three’s… Musketeers.
Don’t put off till tomorrow what… You put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and… You have to blow
your nose.
Children should be seen and not… Spanked or grounded.
If at first you don’t succeed… Get new batteries.
You get out of something what you… See pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind… Get out of the way.

with love,
oon xxx




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