Sinister: Maker's Mark

[Riddley13 at xxx.com]

Maker's Mark Kolmar wrote:

>It's like this:  Where do couples meet?  Overall, though I enjoy savouring
a stout or some fine liquor now and then, my distaste for bars is well
documented.  Having visited several bars in the past several weeks, I've
yet to encounter an unaccompanied female.  Quite unintentionally, my hobby
has become trying to make conversation with apparently unaccompanied
females, to wait until their boyfriend joins us, and then to attempt to
adjust to the change in the situation.<

Stupid suggestion #1
to adjust to the returning boyfriend, findout where they met.  Keep conducting
this survey at all bars where you approach women who are not actually alone
and post the results (hopefully they will not say that they met in the bar)

stupid suggestion#2
move to nyc and fall of your bike in central park on a sunny sunday afternoon
and you will  meet more women than you can possibly imagine (as long as you
don't mind a skinned knee)

stupid suggestion #3
send me a bottle of Maker's Mark and I will fix you up 

none of these are guaranteed to work (except for #3 which has an excellent
chance)

wishing I was in Kentucky or at least having a maker's mark ... mmmmm

John

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