Sinister: mechanical scales are all round family favourites

[Fluffy Sarah]

Hiya!

Well I went to the post office today and found a completely pretentious
magazine called sleazenation hiding behind Womans Weekly! That cheered
me up, so I had to buy it. Has anyone else read it??? Its so funny!
Every other page is a Levis advert, they have an article on bathroom
scales and Salako are namechecked as well!

"noel fielding is a Pop Boutique boy, all flared jeans and tight tops
amd Mott the hoople hair. He's good looking and cheeky and looks like he
should be in a shambolic glittery indie band like Salako or something"

(salako, more than just a band, but a fashion accesory, a musical
hairclip. ah the fenomeno de londres even though I bet I've not even got
the spanish for phenomenon right. Its hard enough spelling it in
english...)

But they seem to like add n to (x)...well of course they would. They've
got an article on the Olivia Tremor Control! Wahey! But they actually
talk about "places where chips are commonly eaten" in a disdaining
tone...and also say WE SCAN THE GLOBE FOR NEW MUSIC! And found this
London based record label need I say more HEM HEM. And they have agig
guide to Paris?

I'm quite happy, burning pies.... well you see pies have lots of
calories= lots of energy = equals a nice strong healthy flame. Who
wouldn't be happy burning pies? DOH! Not another comedy mishearing!

Jarrod San Angle, do you write for a small magazine which no-one ever
buys? I'll tell you what record I bought recently...NO I WON'T cos I
haven't bought any. But I've been listening to Dr Strangely Strange. And
I've heard the B-52s covering Downtown...which I'm glad I heard but has
left me rather worried...and this is completely changing the subject but
are't GOMEZ utterly and COMPLETELY CURMONDEGEONLY????

Miller:
>THE GENUFLECTING WEEBLES album, THE GREEN FIELDS OF
>FLOELLABENJAMINLAND.

You're not living in Spain, you're living in the UK, and you've been
doing exactly what I've just been doing - which is watching NO OTHER
THAN the incredible Floella Benjamin exchange banter with Bob Monkhouse
on Celebrity Wipeout!!! I coudln't believe it, seeing Floella Benjamin
without dungarees...crazy man, crazy. I love her!

enough - 
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Sarah

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