Sinister: Jeldi Jeldi!

[Mark Casarotto]

Hello tigers,

By the time I've read my weekend digests I forget all the things I wanted to
say about them...

Oh yes...the *thing* that spurred on all the letters about merchandising was
a rumour that Jeepster would STOP doing the merchandise. It seems that this
is a true rumour, but, I am guessing, all it means is that someone else who
can devote themselves full-time to t-shirts and embossed nail-clippings will
handle it all, leaving Jeepster more time to get sweaty about Snow Patrol.
Um.

Does anyone else find themselves imagining that at some time at least one of
B&S may feel like setting up their own record label? Or perhaps it's already
happened and I'm being slow. Watch this space regardless...

The porno parrot sounds like a spanking good idea. I for one took "Delta of
Venus" to Bowlie at the *specific* orders of Madam Isobel, and even
displayed it in our chalet window, but no-one knocked on the door and asked
if they could take it for a "read". I also once had the ignominy, when I was
working for my mum, to be sent to a bookshop to pick up a sample of A.N.
Roquelaure's oeuvre. Happily bouncing up to the assistant, I asked for some
samples of this mysterious scribe, only to be led by the blushing girl to
the "filth" section, whereby I purchased a book called "The Taming of
Sleeping Beauty", in which a rather wimpish young lady gets repeatedly tied
up and spanked and just occasionally penetrated, although her male chum gets
a statue's phallus in his bottom (cf. Nick Dastoor) and all kinds of dodgy
oral shenanigans.

Ta Mum.

I also think that a B&S computer game sounds like an even better idea. I'm
too dull and unimaginative to think of how it could all pan out - perhaps
The Wonderful Mind of PJMiller could help us out here - but the option of
controlling Stuart (guitar-wielding warrior elf) or Richard (master of
invisibility) is too appealing an opportunity to miss...

And finally - nice to see a music journalist or two in the nursery -
business or pleasure, gentlemen? If it's gossip you're after, why, I hope
you don't think we talk about that kind of thing here! Tssk.

Bye chickens,
Your loving Mark xxxx
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